Submit both sides. AI delivers the verdict. Share the receipt. The argument-settling app that's brutally honest, hilariously savage, and always right.*
*Accuracy not guaranteed. Entertainment only. But emotionally? Always right.
Three steps. One winner. Zero mercy.
Enter your argument and theirs. Pick a category — relationships, food, roommates, sports, whatever.
Our AI judge analyzes both sides and delivers a verdict with reasoning, a roast, and a confidence score.
Get your Cooked Certificate — a beautifully branded proof of victory. Share it everywhere. Gloat responsibly.
Everything you need to win arguments and look good doing it.
Submit any argument. AI analyzes logic, persuasiveness, and comedic potential, then picks a winner.
Balanced, savage, diplomatic, or unhinged — choose how the AI delivers the news.
Shareable proof of victory. Beautiful, branded, and impossible to argue with.
More than two sides? Let the whole group weigh in. The AI sorts through the chaos.
Get your verdict delivered in iconic voices. Because style points matter.
Sub-second processing for Pro and Ultra users. No time to overthink — just vibes and verdicts.
My boyfriend and I have been arguing about dishes for 3 years. Cooked settled it in 8 seconds. He hasn't spoken to me since. 10/10.
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Used it to settle who picks the restaurant. The AI said neither of us should be trusted with decisions. Fair.
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